(Sing to the tune of “Rock of Ages”)
Shock of aging, mercy me!
Need to find a place to pee.
Seems it happens more and more,
Searching for the men’s room door.
Barely made it, just in time.
Ah…the feeling is sublime.
Shock of aging, this will pass.
Damn, I hate this frequent gas.
Eat some roughage is the word.
But this diet is absurd,
‘Cause it makes me swell and bloat,
Then I stink just like a goat.
Shock of aging, cross my heart,
Never, ever, trust a fart.
Thought it had to do with smell.
That’s not it, I’m here to tell.
Trust me; heed this sound advice,
And you’ll keep your undies nice.
Shock of aging, what a thrill!
Men will need a small, blue pill.
Women will support the cause,
Free at last from menopause.
Shock of aging, never fear.
Grant me, Lord, another year.
Oh my! That is hilarious! No, no, I mean, that is very meaningful. Hahahah... I read it to Ben... he's laughing. Well done, Padre!
ReplyDeleteKeep the creativity flowing...this is good. Roger
ReplyDeleteWell, Gee, uhm... there you go. Randy wrote a poem. That's nice. Art knows no bounds.
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